10. There are no associated health risks!

9. It's legal to pay for it!

8. You won't get divorced if you get it somewhere else!

7. After you get it you can TELL someone!

6. It's never done too soon!

5. You are actually pleased to find out your teens are doing it after school.

4. You are never too old to enjoy it!

3. Your own family can pay for you to get it as a gift!

2. You can talk on the phone or watch TV while you get it!

And, the No. 1 reason why getting your windows cleaned is better than sex...

1.You're absolutely thrilled to get it twice a year!

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